Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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