i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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