I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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