So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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