I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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