i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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