My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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