If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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