i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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