well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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