does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
did i just pee glitter
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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