I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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