i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
