i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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