He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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