Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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