Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I see more hoeing in ur future
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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