It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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