I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize