also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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