we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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