Whod you bang
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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