sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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