hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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