Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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