My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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