There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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