I smell stomach acid.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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