If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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