I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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