We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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