If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize