VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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