I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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