yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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