btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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