Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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