Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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