remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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