I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize