It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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