just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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