Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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