am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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