ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
