I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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