Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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