I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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