and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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