@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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