everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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