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quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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