Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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