Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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