false alarm. still invincible.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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