I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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